megumiovvo:

chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it

so today I called customer support for my mac
Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me: . . .
Me: What did you just say?
CSG: Have you tried turning it-
Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
CSG: . . .
CSG: . . .
CSG: You watch-
Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Me: YOU BET IT IS.
*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
CSG: So which episode are you watching?
Me: The Great Game.
CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?

freinne:

i had a dream where jane/roxy were having sex on webcam for jake/dirk who were also having sex on webcam and it was in your artstyle and i just wanted to say that your art is literally taking over my life help

You have the best dreams. The very best.

+ oh crap I forgot the tattoo fdhjkd

dang that jane-roxy is hot <3 <3 <3

hokeyfright:

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!

i recently hit a nice follower milestone and had an amazon gift card that i hadn’t used so i thought it would be nice to have a giveaway! just reblog this post and i’ll go through all the notes and pick the winner of a brand new NINTENDO 3DS box. it’s brand new and in great shape and i’ve only opened it once so that i could play the 3DS. good luck and have fun!!!

rules

  1. MUST not be following me
  2. likes and reblogs count
  3. i’ll pick a winner at midnight january 1st 2014 and any reblogs after that won’t count
  4. have fun :^) 

hokeyfright:

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!

i recently hit a nice follower milestone and had an amazon gift card that i hadn’t used so i thought it would be nice to have a giveaway! just reblog this post and i’ll go through all the notes and pick the winner of a brand new NINTENDO 3DS box. it’s brand new and in great shape and i’ve only opened it once so that i could play the 3DS. good luck and have fun!!!

rules

  1. MUST not be following me
  2. likes and reblogs count
  3. i’ll pick a winner at midnight january 1st 2014 and any reblogs after that won’t count
  4. have fun :^) 

balthazarsblog:

monsieur-feuilly:

balthazarsblog:

24 hour international giveaway!!!

the first photo are my two shirts, the rest are examples of what I can give you! You want a shirt with some stupid shit? A text, a graphic, whatever! You’re in the right place!!! Be it your favourite actor’s face, a secret fandom message, an inspiring quote or a coded message in Gallifreyan, I will do them all!

Rules:

  • You don’t have to be following me!
  • The giveaway ends on 17th of June, midnight GMT +1
  • Reblog as many times as you want but I hope you know it only shows once
  • likes don’t count
  • I will select two winners, each gets one shirt!

How to enter:

  • You have to like this facebook picture and reblog this post - I will check!
  • That’s it! Like the fucking picture and reblog this post
  • I will contact the winner on the 19th of June

Good luck! If you have any questions, go to my ask box!

I already reblogged so this doesn’t count but please like the picture so Balthy can win a competition

you are a true friend

Cosmo Sex Tip 662: To get things hot and heavy in the bedroom, pin your partner to a wall and whisper this into their ear, “If ye could change yer fate, would ye?”

sjwhypocricy:

leprivilegepoop:

if you hate somebody based on the color of their skin, you are a racist

if you hate someone based on their sex, you are a sexist

why is this so difficult?

Because people want to be bigots without the feeling of guilt.

earl-grey-girl:

HEY LOOK A GIVEAWAY

So yeah, I’ve seen a lot of people who don’t have 3DSes that really want one after E3, so here’s another chance to get one!

If you win, you’ll get a brand new 3DS in whatever color you want, plus a copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf~ (or whatever game you’d like if you’re not a fan)

  • Reblog as many times as you’d like 
  • Likes count!
  • And you don’t have to follow unless you want to 
  • No giveaway blogs please
  • Shipping will be covered, you don’t have to worry about that
  • Ends June 25th!

luminousrogue:

luminousrogue:

To celebrate the current convention season and 12,900+ followers, I have decided to throw a giveaway as a special thanks!

Included is:

$175 ($250 for followers) for any cosplay items you would like!

I will order anything: wigs, contacts, makeup, ect. from any online website of your choice.

Rules and Information:

  • I will send the winner an ask (please make sure to have your ask box open!) to the winner. If they don’t respond within 24 hours, a new winner will be chosen.
  • If you’re not following me- you will have $175 to spend, but if you’re following me (or follow me) you will get $250 to spend.
  • Reblog as many times as you would like! (But please keep your followers in mind) Likes will count as well!
  • I will ship the items internationally.
  • The giveaway will end on June 15th 2013 at 11:59 pm PST

This ends TOMORROW! Good luck everyone! c: