What South Park Does to You
Me: Hey mum, can I put bread on the cat?
Mum: -_- Why?
Me: No reason. I'll eat it afterword, I promise.
Mum:
Mum:
Mum:
Mum: You can't put bread on the cat.
Me: But South Park told me to...
Mum: What if South Park told you to jump off a bridge?
Me: ...
Me: Actually... South Park told me not to jump off a bridge because god's a little bicurious himself.
Mum:
Mum:
Mum:
Mum:
Mum: Fine. You can put bread on the cat. You just have to eat it afterwords.
